Look, I have a ton of irons in the fire. Some things are stressing me out. I’m just brain-fried right now, and I want to chill and talk shit. No, this will not be me whining or complaining.
Every post I’ve done up to this one, I always had a topic in my mind. But today? Not a clue. So this is a screw-it post. Let the shit hit the fan and don’t worry about it.
Drunk post? Not yet, but it might end up being one. Chuckle. So let’s rock this joint and see what happens.
Be warned: I really don’t feel like putting on the heavy filters that I normally do. The only thing I promise is that we WILL NOT talk about politics. Other than that, this is a free-for-all. If you don’t want to read it, just Turn the Page(Metallica version)
Oh yeah, the links will be YouTube music videos that fit what I am going to talk about.
Hmmmm… should we put the tin foil hat on first? Then maybe talk about some really cool things about ancient history that has the “experts” (supposedly) making all kinds of denials. What the hell.
Just saying: I have no idea what I want to talk about. I just don’t give a fudge (figure it out) right now. And I don’t want to be serious.
Surfing with the Alien(Joe Satriani)
Let’s start with this: did the moon landing astronauts see more than what NASA released?
Claims that NASA is withholding files confirming astronauts saw aliens on the moon during the Apollo landings are widely considered conspiracy theories, often originating from misinterpretations, hoaxes, or out-of-context quotes. While some original Apollo 11 telemetry data tapes (containing high-quality, slow-scan video) were lost, NASA maintains that no footage is missing, and all publicly available films and photos have been thoroughly analyzed by scientists without revealing evidence of artificial structures or extraterrestrial beings.
This one? I seriously doubt it.
It’s one of two things here:
- They were seen by every nation, and all nations agreed not to share this information. Danny coughs: bullshit.
- Every nation is shitting their pants and doesn’t want to scare their population. Again, Danny coughs: bullshit.
Now, I have read that various astronauts do believe we’ve been visited by aliens. But on the moon? Just way too many people have been there and reviewed everything.
But where I claim the government is hiding things is with our military pilots (or other nations’ military pilots) who have videos of unidentified objects they just can’t explain.
Nations spend trillions on their military. And the videos released are, at best, the worst camera footage you’ve ever seen, like bargain-basement recording equipment. Please.
Feels like a cover-up. If it isn’t aliens, they’re covering for something. Just saying.
Hmm. Since we’ve got the tin foil hat on, let’s do this the right way: what if all these “visitor” stories are different labels for the same thing?
Are they aliens? Maybe. But “aliens” is just the easy word we reach for when we don’t have a better one. What if it’s something we don’t have a clean category for yet?
Because think about it, a lot of these ideas could be connected. If there are parallel universes, maybe they don’t stay perfectly sealed off. Maybe they leak. Maybe what we call “visitors” are just… bleed-through. And if that’s possible, then the whole “they’d never get here” argument starts to wobble. Not because we’ve solved space travel, but because we might be assuming the wrong kind of travel.
And time travel? Same deal. People hear “time travel” and think movie plots and DeLoreans. But we already know time doesn’t behave like one universal clock. Speed and gravity affect time. Time differences do occur. That part is real.
So if reality is already flexible at the edges, maybe these theories aren’t separate at all. Maybe “aliens,” “parallel universes,” and “future humans” are just three ways of trying to describe the same uncomfortable possibility:
Something is showing up that doesn’t fit our normal map of space and time.
Honestly, I’m open to all of it. Sorry, experts (bite me). I don’t buy the attitude that we get to declare what’s “impossible” just because we can’t do it yet. Who are we to say someone else didn’t figure out a way?
Parallel universes is the one that really grabs me. We can’t even fully explain how our own universe started. I just saw an article talking about the idea that our universe might have come from the implosion of a previous universe. Whether that’s true or not, it’s the kind of thought that makes my brain light up.
So yeah. Tin foil hat on. Not because I’m certain. Because it’s fun to admit we don’t know what we don’t know, and then see what ideas click together.
Into the past we drift. Walk Like an Egyptian
Son of a gun, I’m having fun. OK, let’s talk about some ancient history that’s still controversial: the building of the pyramids and the Sphinx.
And no, I’m not one of those people who thinks aliens helped build the pyramids. Sorry. My position is probably more controversial.
The Earth is currently estimated to be about 4.5 billion years old. It’s a fact that the Earth has tectonic plates that move. It’s believed those plates separated and shifted into the continents we have today. They’re still moving, overlapping each other, which causes earthquakes.
My point is the opposite of “we’ll eventually find it.” I think a lot of evidence from earlier advanced civilizations could be buried so deep, crushed, subducted, or scattered that we won’t find it, or we’ll only find fragments that don’t tell a clean story.
Our society has advanced to where we are now in the last 300 years. That’s nothing. Now zoom out and picture plates burying other plates, thousands of feet down, over and over. Get real. There are things buried that we have no clue about, and we may never see them.
What I do think is this: if there were advanced civilizations before us, it’s totally possible that some technology survived long enough to get passed down, copied, repurposed, or flat-out scavenged. Not spaceships. Not ray guns. Just practical knowledge, tools, measurements, methods, whatever. Enough to help build monuments like the pyramids and the Sphinx. And that doesn’t mean “aliens did it.” It means humans may have inherited pieces of something older than we’re comfortable admitting, and then used it the way humans always do: build big, build permanent, leave a mark.
LOL. I’ve had enough beers. A shot or two of Crown.
Look, my tin foil hat isn’t tight. My tin foil hat has wording across it that says: “You can’t explain this, so why are you so sure about other things?”
And honestly, why aren’t these other explanations being questioned too?